The Footless Client Joke
Oct 21,2013 0 Comments
As a lawyer I was defending a man accused of kicking his wife and breaking 3 ribs. I decided to make a creative defense, claiming that it was my clients foot that did it and you can’t punish the whole person for a offense committed by one limb. The judge to me he was very impressed by my logic so he sentenced the man’s foot to 1 year in prison, and added he may choose to accompany it or not. My client smiled and simply detached his artificial foot!